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The All Things Southern Weekly
Bringing you the charm and heritage of the South...

Volume 1 Issue 009--October 25, 2001


IN THIS ISSUE:

"From the Publisher's Porch"
"Chuckles" Southern joke of the week
"A Taste of the South" Southern recipe of the week
"Spotlight on the South" News of interest
"It's Been Said..." Southern Quote of the week
"Southern Comfort" Inspiration from my heart to yours
"A Southern Exchange" Readers Write In

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       From the Publisher's Porch

        Shellie Rushing Tomlinson

Hey y'all, welcome back! Time to take a mid-week break for a little porch talk. Just step over Old Rex there (he's harmless) and have a seat. I've thrown a few soft pillows around in the porch swing and rockers to help you get comfortable.

I want to tell you about the interesting dinner party my husband and I enjoyed this past weekend. The invitation came from a client whose home I've recently helped to renovate. (Sidebar: I run Interiors by Shellie for a living--this is just my passion!) The setting was beautiful Lake Bruin in St. Joseph, Louisiana. Now, the food was delicious, (remind me to tell you about the food), but it was the mix of guests that made the evening memorable.

Months ago the vision for the home's rebirth began to take shape in Doug and Beverly Curtis' hearts. Saturday evening was a christening, the happy homeowners way of saying thanks to the many hands that helped see their dream become a reality. At one time, dozens of people scurried inside and out--hammering, building, painting, scrubbing, sanding, wiring, and measuring. The guest list included them all.

After a few sincere words of appreciation from our hosts and and a prayer of blessing we sat down to enjoy Doug's fabulous prime rib, potatoe casserole, french bread and salad. Black and white, contractor and cleaning lady, electrician and designer; the conversation was as varied as the guest list!

This is the South I want to celebrate! Call it the New South, call it the Old South, it doesn't much matter to me. But please, take note of the people, the food and the hospitality. For this is who we are. We are unique; we are southern.

Hugs,
Shellie

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"Chuckles"

I hadn't planned on dropping back in on Boudreaux so soon, but I couldn't resist this one. I love the optimism. ~Shellie

CAJUNS ENTER THE WAR!

The Cajuns heard that Saddam Hussein was going to help Osama bin Laden and they decided to get involved. Saddam Hussein was sitting in his bunker when his telephone rang.

"Hallo! Mr. Hussein," a heavily accented voice said. "This is Boudreaux down at the Fred's lounge in Mamou, Looziannah. I'm callin' to told you we be officially declarin' war on you!"

"Well, Boudreaux," Saddam replied, "This is indeed important news! How big is your army?"

"Rat now," said Boudreaux, (hesitating) "there is me, my cousin Thibedeaux, my nex door neighbor Justain, and the whole bunch from the bar. That makes us eight!"

Saddam paused. "I must tell you, Boudreaux, that I have one million men in my army waiting to move on my command."

"Hmmm..." said Boudreaux. "I gots to call you back later!" Sure enough, the next day, Boudreaux called again. "Mr. Hussein, the war is still on! We got us some war equipment!"

"And what equipment would that be, Boudreaux?" Saddam asked.

"Well, we got us two combines, a dozer, and a farm tractor."

Saddam sighed. "I must tell you, Boudreaux, that I have 16,000 tanks and 14,000 armoured personnel carriers."

"Hmmmm..." said Boudreaux. "I gots to get back to you later." Sure enough, Boudreaux rang again the next day. "Mr. Hussein, da war still be on! We got ourselves some airborne! We've took Marcell's utra-light glider an we put us shotgun in the cockpit, and Hebert gots out of jail today and he is gonna join our army too!"

Saddam cleared his throat. "I have 10,000 bombers and 20,000 fighter planes. My military complex is surrounded by laser-guided, surface-to-air missile sites. And since we last spoke, my army has increased to TWO MILLION!"

"Hmmm...", said Boudreaux, "I gots ta call you back later." Sure enough, Boudreaux calls again the next day. "Bon jour, Sad-damn! You is lucky--we is callin' off dis war."

"Oh, really?" said Saddam. "Why the sudden change of heart?"

"Well," said Boudreaux, "we all had a long talk at the bar and Sheriff Broussard he say no way he's gonna feed no two million prisoners!!"

--Thanks to Jennifer Dartlone for this week's chuckle.

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"A Taste of the South"

Black-eyed Pea Casserole

•1 pound ground beef
•1 small onion, chopped
•1/2 green bell pepper, chopped
•1 Box Uncle Ben's Long Grain & Wild Rice, Original Recipe
•2 cans Trappey's Black-eyed Peas with Jalepenos, undrained
•1/2 cup Cheddar Cheese, grated
•Salt & Pepper to taste

Brown ground beef & saute onion & peppers..(drain)
Cook Rice according to directions on box.

Combine all ingredients (except cheese) in 9 x 12 baking dish.
Top with cheese and bake at 350 degrees for about 30 minutes.

Serve with Cole Slaw and Hot Cornbread. Quick & easy supper.

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"Spotlight on the South"

SWAMPSTOCK 2001

It's been big--it's getting bigger! For the last few years Rayville, La,. has been the place to be in October when superstars Tim and Faith McGraw, along with their growing family, come home to celebrate Tim's roots!

Now, to the delight of country music fans, Swampstock organizers have recently announced the addition of country music great Merle Haggard to the concert program.

One of the most popular activities of the weekend comes in the form of the annual celebrity softball game. Stars expected to participate this year include Tim and Faith, Martina McBride, Carolyn Dawn Johnson, the Warren Brothers and Brett Favre.

Tickets, available through Ticketmaster, are $15 in advance, $25 at the gate, and free for kids 6 and under.

If you're craving more Tim and Faith visit their official websites: http://www.timmcgraw.com and http://www.faithhill.com

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"It's Been Said..."

What can be more Southern than to obsess about being Southern?

--Elizabeth Fortson Arroyo

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"Southern Comfort"

Heads up! Did you know you have an enemy?

Webster says, "An enemy is a hostile unit or force seeking to injure, overthrow or confound the opposition". I'm sorry, I know it isn't pleasant. But believe me, it's in your best interest to face the fact. You have an enemy, a very determined one!

But wait, I'm not talking about Osama Bin Laden or the Taliban. This enemy has been around longer, much longer. As a matter of fact, he hated you before you were born. And this foe doesn't just want to kill your body. That's right. If every terrorist organization in the world ceased to exist, this enemy would still be planning to torture you for eternity. Whoa, Shellie. What's that you say?

Let me paraphrase First Peter 5:8: "Be sober, be viligant, because your enemy--the devil--as a roaring lion, is prowling about seeking to devour you." If that doesn't get your attention, the tenth chapter of John says this same enemy comes only to steal, kill and destroy.

Some of you might be thinking, "and she calls this feature the Southern Comfort! What's comforting about this?!"

I'm so glad you asked. Here is the good news. Ready for this? Unlike Bin Laden and his organization, who we pray will be defeated soon--this enemy, the enemy of our soul--has already been beat. Yep! The Bible teaches that Jesus not only defeated the devil's plans by sacrifcing Himself on the cross, He also made a public display of it by His resurrection. Talk about adding insult to injury!

There must be a catch, right? There is; and it's very simple; you've got to make sure you're signed up on God's side. Then His victory is your victory, too! Plus--as a signing bonus when you enlist, he gives you armour that will help you right now, on this side of eternity. (Ephesians 6:10-20)

Now, there's the comfort. Drop me a note here at tomtom@allthingssouthern.com if you're not sure how to enlist. I'd love to introduce you to the TOP GUY.

~Shellie

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It's Gator Time! (This is where you get to pretend you hear a drum roll.) The winner of October's GREAT GATOR GIVE-A-WAY is Brenda Bahn from Bentonville, Arkansas. Congragulations Brenda, your 'gator is in the mail! A note to everyone else: remember, if you don't register at http://www.allthingssouthern.com you can't win.

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"Southern Exchange"

I thought this was so good! Would you like to put it in the All Things Southern? I really enjoy your magazine. June Ivey

"Are You a Pumpkin?"

Being a Christian is kind of like being a pumpkin. God picks you from the patch, brings you in, and washes all the dirt off you. Then He cuts off the top and scoops out all the yucky stuff, removing the seeds of doubt, hate, greed, etc. Then He carves you a new smiling face and puts His light inside you to shine for all the world to see."

(Thanks June!)

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WHAT SOUTHERN MOMS TELL THEIR DAUGHTERS... About marriage: "You should marry for love and not for money. But if you're gonna marry for money--make darn sure he's got some!" Do you remember your southern mom's advice about love, marriage, relationships and life in general? Then join the fun; this project is exploding! Write me at tomtom@allthingssouthern.com to have your mom's advice memorialized in my new book: WHAT SOUTHERN MOMS TELL THEIR DAUGHTERS...

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