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The All Things Southern Weekly
Bringing you the charm and heritage of the South...

Volume 1 Issue 021--December 17, 2002


IN THIS ISSUE:

"From the Publisher's Porch"
"Chuckles" Southern joke of the week
"A Taste of the South" Southern recipe of the week
"Spotlight on the South" News of interest
"It's Been Said..." Southern Quote of the week
"Southern Comfort" Inspiration from my heart to yours
"A Southern Exchange" Readers Write In

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       From the Publisher's Porch

        Shellie Rushing Tomlinson

Park it people, it's porch time! (You're right, I might've overdid the alliteration, but you have to admit it got your attention.) Seriously, it's good to see everyone; I'm getting really attached to you folks.

Many of you keep asking for updates on my son Phillip, so here's the short version. We're in the thick of district play and his knee is holding up well. (Although our freezer is having a time keeping up with the ice demands!) Just keep us in your prayers...

That's not smeared makeup under my eyes, it's dark circles; I've haven't slept so much since our last visit. The pace of 2002 has been a killer so far, but I'm having fun. All Things Southern is growing and that's good! But right now, ATS is a toddler and like any toddler, that can also be bad. She's into everything and trying to do it all at one time--and I'm exhausted. I think I'm ready for her maiden booth at the AgExpo this weekend, but I can't shake the feeling that I've forgotten something. (Oh, and if any of you readers are also clients of Interiors, take heart, your custom goods are a-coming. ~smile~)

Enjoy this week's e-mag, and remember, I love to hear from you.

Hugs,
Shellie

P.S. Please come see me this weekend if you're anywhere near the AgExpo in Monroe, Louisiana. I'll be at the Civic Center Arena in booth number 12!

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"Chuckles"

How many of us can remember being taken out of church as a child to be disciplined? Yep! I, for one, can certainly identify with this little fella.~ Shellie

"Intercession"

One Sunday in a small rural church, a young child was "acting up" during the morning worship hour. The parents did their best to maintain some sense of order in the pew but were losing the battle.

Finally, the father picked the little fellow up and walked sternly up the aisle. On his way out, just before reaching the safety of the foyer, the little one called loudly to the congregation, "Pray for me! Pray for me!"

(Special thanks to Susan Sovelius for this week's chuckle!)

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"A Taste of the South"

I tried this recipe out on some friends Saturday night. We loved it! If you like things hot--it'll be a match for you, too.

JEZEBEL SAUCE

• 1 18.oz jar of pineapple preserves (I used apricot instead)
• 1 18.oz jar of apple jelly
• 1 small can dry mustard
• 1 small jar of horseradish (I didn't use the whole jar; I just taste-tested as I added--until my eyes burned and I croaked for water.~smile)
• Cracked pepper (again to taste)

Combine all ingredients; blend well. Put in jelly jar and refrigerate. Serve over creme cheese with Wheat Thins or your choice of cracker for dipping. Keeps well!

Hugs,
Shellie

~Thanks to Betty Halley for this great cracker spread!

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"Spotlight on the South"

SPOTLIGHT ON PAUL HARVEY

Paul Harvey was born and raised in Tulsa, Oklahoma. He has entertained us for decades with "the rest of the story". You can read more about Mr. Harvey and hear him speak at http://www.paulharvey.com/bio.shtml.

Today, I'd like to shine our spotlight on one of his stories that I think speaks to us here on the porch. A special thanks to Dr. Jerry Edmondson from Monroe, Louisiana for sending it my way.

"Dirt Roads"

What's mainly wrong with society today is that too many Dirt Roads have been paved. There's not a problem in America today - crime, drugs, education, divorce, delinquency - that wouldn't be remedied if we just had more Dirt Roads. Dirt Roads give character.

People that live at the end of Dirt Roads learn early on that life is a bumpy ride. That it can jar you right down to your teeth sometimes, but it's worth it, if at the end is home...a loving spouse, happy kids and a dog. We wouldn't have near the trouble with our educational system if our kids got their exercise walking a Dirt Road with other kids, from whom they learn how to get along.

There was less crime in our streets before they were paved. Criminals didn't walk two dusty miles to rob or rape, if they knew they'd be welcomed by 5 barking dogs and a double barrel shotgun. And there were no drive by shootings. Our values were better when our roads were worse!

People didn't worship their cars more than their kids, and motorists were more courteous, they didn't tailgate by riding the bumper or the guy in front would choke you with dust & bust your windshield with rocks. Dirt Roads taught patience.

Dirt Roads were environmentally friendly. You didn't hop in your car for a quart of milk-- you walked to the barn for your milk. For your mail, you walked to the mailbox. What if it rained and the Dirt Road got washed out? That was the best part, then you stayed home and had some family time, roasted marshmallows and popped popcorn and pony rode on Daddy's shoulders and learned how to make prettier quilts than anybody. At the end of Dirt Roads, you soon learned that bad words tasted like soap.

Most paved roads lead to trouble. Dirt Roads more likely lead to a fishing creek or a swimming hole. At the end of a Dirt Road, the only time we even locked our car was in August, because if we didn't some neighbor would fill it with too much zucchini.

At the end of a Dirt Road, there was always extra springtime income when city dudes came by and got stuck. You'd have to hitch up a team and pull them out. Usually you got a dollar...always you got a new friend...at the end of a Dirt Road!

~by Paul Harvey~ http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/0553259628/qid=1011228104/sr=8-1/allthingssout-20

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"It's Been Said..."

"The South--where roots, place, family, and tradition are the essence of identity."

--Social historian Carl N. Degler

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Visit http://www.allthingssouthern.com/books.html for a FREE chapter of my memoir, "LESSONS LEARNED ON BULL RUN ROAD". (You can order online using your credit card--or you can snailmail, email or fax the printable order form.) Don't forget to browse the rest of the store!

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"Southern Comfort"

I was a container.
I contained the spirit of disobedience from birth.
At my invitation the Spirit of God came and expelled
my heritage from Adam and Eve.
I'm still a container.
I contain daily--by choice.
For the most part, I contain the Spirit of my Heavenly
Father, and it is good.
But I have to be careful with my container.
It's so apt to fill again with my old nature.
It's a gradual thing, it fills slowly.
Hurt lead to resentment, frustration leads to anger--
and the seeds of each sow their own kind.
Before I know it, my container is filthy.
It has to be washed out, cleaned and refilled
with my Father's Spirit.

~Shellie

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"Southern Exchange"

Hello from Texas,

Today is warm enuf to sit on the porch.....and I do it a lot while reading. I want to tell you all about a book recommended to me by ALL of the employees of historic Elliot's Book Store in Seattle.

It is a "country" story which could have taken place in the South told from the perspective of a 10-year-old boy relaying handsomely a time in his family's life. Such insight into the faith and adventures (including duck hunting) of these very real people this author shows! As soon as I finished it, I turned back to the front and started all over again; and now I'm reading it aloud to my husband who is relishing it as much as I did. The book is "Peace Like A River" by Leif Enger (I found mine at Amazon.com at a discount).

Regards,
Almedia Babb Lueg
Arlington,Texas

Hello Readers,
Here's the link if you're looking for this book: http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/087113795X/qid=1011227552/sr=8-1/allthingssout-20

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Hi from Florida,

I feel a moral obligation to try to straighten out any misunderstandings about the difference between Northerner and Yankee, as I have been both, as well as a Charlestonian, and a Floridian, let me explain...

I was born in Indiana, lived also in Illinois and Ohio, and Michigan, and as such was both a Northerner and a Midwesterner. Later, I moved to upstate New York. (New York City residents identify themselves as New Yorkers, period. Upstate New Yorkers aren't even in the same state as far as they are concerned, though this might have changed some since 9/11.)

Now, Southerners think all of the above are Yankees. And for awhile, I did, too! But here is where it gets interesting. When I moved to Rhode Island and Massachusetts, I found out I had truly made it to Yankee country--as New Englanders would be sure to point out! The name is derived from the Dutch for a man named Jan (pronounced Yan) Kees. The moment one crosses the border from New York State into New England, one is aware of the difference; in geography, attitude, and accents. Now to Europeans and Australians we are all Yankees, but they haven't spent time in New England! Oh, before I forget-- I referred to myself earlier as once being a Charlestonian. That's because Charleston hardly recognizes the rest of South Carolina. The "Holy City" was settled by New Englanders. Nuff said.

So, from now on, those of you in doubt, please refer to those of us from above the Line as "Damned Northerners, except for New York". Save the Yankee lines for New Englanders.

I hope I was able to help.

Ms. Duane Plummer, Northerner, Charlestonian, Midwesterner, Hoosier, Floridian, Barely Southerner (lived in Maryland, too), Yankee

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